Mr Goblin, you have been exposed as a Goon spy!

i was there for the war of the mate

the bonds of mateship are not easily broken

Hey beefolk, an update on the opening post:

Oh, and Burn Jita. That's even Mangala admitted. I'm afraid you didn't get the latest damage control memo. Please check alliance MOTD more often.

The current official story is "RvB worked with Goons for POCOs and burn Jita for fun". By the way, this covers 2/3 of the highsec war activity of Goons and 2/3 of the non-consensual war activity of RvB too. That 1/3 when Goons fought alone totally proves that RvB isn't cooperating.


The difference exists if the person has a choice. I mean if RvB directors would be able to make decisions, I could try to influence it. However the decision making of RvB leadership is identical to the belt rat:
1: object sighted
2: compare object with the list of hostiles provided by the programmer (Dev for belt rat, Goons for RvB)
3: if comparison is positive, attack, if not, ignore

There is absolutely nothing I (or anyone) can do to change the decisions of RvB or the belt rat. They were made long before I started playing EVE. Trying to engage diplomacy with either one would only provide a hilarious chatlog. The only rational response is destroying it.

Don't forget to click on the paplink!

The amount of stupid in the OP hurts in so many different ways. Please, just stop writing for all eternity.

Bonus points if someone finds out they are both autistic and epileptic thanks to your informative post.

Oh, you think the bad posting meme is your ally, but you merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didnGÇÖt see a good post until 2014.

In January Goons and pets lost 135B to Lemmings and Marmites. I'm embarrassed.

So one man enabling 7.1% damage of a 40000 men coalition is failure.

You're not enabling it (since they were doing this before you even had 10mil ISK to your name) you've just decided to pick up the bill for it.
It's roughly akin to someone donating money to a restuarant, then telling all their friends they're a great chef. One does not equal another.

In fact, you have explicitly stated that you would at no point actually help run or organise anything, which is tantamount to openly admitting you lack the ability to be the enabler.

I know you really, really hope that people will believe that you are causing the losses, but you aren't, and no one does. I don't even think you do, either. You're just so locked into this now you can't back down, even if you have to look ever more ridiculous with each claim.

It's actually beautiful, when you think of it. We know you can't back out. You know you can't/won't back out. So, by hardly lifting a finger, we've gotten ourselves into a position where you're just throwing all your money away for literally no reason.

Our win condition is you keep throwing your money away and blog about it, fyi.

(Oh and keep all our POCOs, but then that's a self evident truth anyway).

Will I get to see excel graphs of my posting before and after?

This is important.

CFC and pets losses by alliance for 2/14:

GSF - 574.00b
CO2 - 225.36b
RZR - 105.95b
FA - 178.31b
EXE - 36.87b
PBLRD - 180.90b
FCON - 169.57b
GENTS - 86.55b
LAWN - 46.03b
SMA - 76.01b
TNT - 57.42b
RVB-R - 98.27b
RVB-B - 73.77b
TOTAL - 1,909.01b

Goblin's Folly - 135b or 7.1%

Funnily enough I would wager if you look at any month previous to Goblin's Folly, I bet the loss numbers would be the same. The same number of idiots would be killed by concord, or on the Jita/Amarr undock even without Goblin throwing money at it. But, cling tightly to your sunk cost fallacy there, kiddo.

Having seen the type of people that are in Gevlons Sponsored Pet Alliance, I can. They genuinely think they're winning. It's great, I want to see them cry more than Gevlon already cries about Goons when it fails.




But...but....they took out some destroyers of the CFC! They're winning!

Also in terms of "doing damage" Gevlon and his little band of idiots are really bad. They're at an 82% efficiency when a corp half the size of his alliance has 92%

Darwins Lemminigs - https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004027/

SniggWaffe - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/116777001/

If I were looking for a group that "does more damage" to Goons, it's pretty easy to see that SniggWaffe is the choice to make.

Make the right choice, and become a Waffle today.




Unless you enjoy autistic blogging by a guy who can't comprehend the concept of "fun", then yeah go with Marmite Pets Anonymous.

Also in terms of "doing damage" Gevlon and his little band of idiots are really bad. They're at an 82% efficiency when a corp half the size of his alliance has 92%

Darwins Lemminigs - https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004027/

SniggWaffe - https://zkillboard.com/corporation/116777001/

If I were looking for a group that "does more damage" to Goons, it's pretty easy to see that SniggWaffe is the choice to make.

I don't care about owning POCOs. I care about GSF not owning POCOs.
Again you aren't coordinating with other GSF posters. They just said 7.1%.

SniggWaffe, a corp with 200 fewer pilots, can deal over twice as many kills at minimum (February saw our return to lowsec after the south east finished up) than Gevlon's attempt at an alliance to deal damage to Goons. Waffles also finance themselves individually and don't have an ISK reserve that is close to what Gevlon claims to be.

Basically a training corp for a "Goon pet" in Pandemic Legion can do more than Gevlon's entire alliance with Marmite Collective doing all the heavy work. It's quite sad really, and these numbers are hard to lie about.

That or just take on the nomadic lifestyle Waffles enjoy today. Shed the tedium of Nullsec.

Also see what SniggWaffe's numbers do to the overall figures you accounted for. I mean, we are pets of a pet after all.

Did you just pull a "why are you shooting at us, we mine the minerals for your ships"?

I'm too clueless to know who is crying to who, but I approve of this player generated content. Look at all the pilots getting to shoot all the things and for *reasons*!

No I did not know that. Is there anything else I should know about Poitot?

Such sperg Much hate More war But confusion

What?

Whoop

Me again.

I have recently learned, that if you want to make a point, that you need a graph. It's not enough for me to just say "But we saved every POCO you are the worst at doing your job", I need to show it in pictures.

Hence I made a pie chart of Jan/Feb 2014 charting our POCO save OPs.

http://i.imgur.com/D7Szn3F.png

Let's open the Marmite war history page and look up Northern Associates, which is another renter alliance like PBLRD. There was a war with them between 2013/09/27 and 2014/02/04 Then there is an ongoing war from 2014/02/13. What is between them? A week when you couldn't shoot Northern Associates in highsec.
Now let's check PBLRD and you see an ongoing, uninterrupted war since I started my Merc contract with Marmite 6 weeks ago.
If these JFs were in Northern Associates, you'd have 1/6 chance to just watch them float away.
Considering the value of the kills, the probability increase of them and the war costs, I know there is exactly one Goon in this thread who understands why am I happy.


On a different note: did you people notice that in the thread "RvB is a Goon scam" 90% of the posts are coming from Goons (and a certain Spacemonkey). This isn't the best way to eliminate the suspicion.

Let's open the Marmite war history page and look up Northern Associates, which is another renter alliance like PBLRD. There was a war with them between 2013/09/27 and 2014/02/04 Then there is an ongoing war from 2014/02/13. What is between them? A week when you couldn't shoot Northern Associates in highsec.

Tarojan, I just wanted to expand on this. You can indeed join GSF without being in Goonwaffe, and that's where their noobie program operates. But as well as that, you too can meet the Goonwaffe requirement by becoming a member of the SA forums, so their entry requirement isn't impossible to meet. Now if you don't want to become a member of the SA forums, it's unlikely you'd enjoy being in Goonwaffe anyway. It would be like joining a fishing club if you hate fishing.